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What's cooler, pirates or ninjas?

Parasyte: The most common question on the internet - pirates, or ninjas?
I prefer ninjas.

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3 years ago

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Ninjas FTW.

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  • Parasyte
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YYEAAHH!!

  • Nagare
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Pirates get me free programs.... So go pirates! :P

  • Kenbo
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Pirates are better, because they are rebels who like to be free from crappy societies. Pirates travel the world on boats and party with lots of alcohol. Pirates don't pay for much, because they just steel things. Pirates are carefree free spirits. Ninjas are cool don't get me wrong, but ninjas are trained in strict societies. Ninja training in tough work, but ninja training gives great discipline, fighting skills and weapon training. Being a ninja takes more work than a free spirit.

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Oh come on, ninjas would kill pirates before the pirates even knew they were dead.

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You are right. Ninjas would sneak on their boat and kill them all instantly, but I just love the life of a pirate so much better. I wish I could be one. The flying spaghetti monster tells me I need to be a pirate in order to succeed. lol.

  • who
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Ninjas all the way! I should know, I'm a black belt seventh dan in hong kong phooey.

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Wow, I guess we should'nt mess with who. Who? lol. Who! Just playin, who is one of questionals great top users. We love our regulars here on questional.

  • Nate
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Dude, easily pirates. Is this even being debated?

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  • Parasyte
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Seriously?! Don't you know the awesomeness/killing power hierarchy?! It goes:
- Chuck Norris
- Ninjas
- Captain Falcon (two Falcon Punches colliding is the only thing in the universe that can kill Chuck Norris. But there's only one Captain Falcon)

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  • Kenbo
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Chuck Norris is the man! lol

  • BUMZINI
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I personally am a ninja and a pirate so im just plain cool.

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  • Kenbo
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This is true, I have seen his super awesome skills. lol.

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  • who
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This surely can't be true? I don't know a single pirate who would allow a ninja on the boat let alone 'join the gang'. Can't handle the rum!

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This is proof. lol.
http://peatrc.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/pirates-vs-ninjas.jpg
Just playing, that's not us. I just had to put it up because of the debate. lol.

Old world pirates. When I think pirates I think of Jack Sparrow. Not the d-bag somalians.

I prefer pirates. I am too clumsy to ever be a ninja, so I naturally have to side with those who are most similar to myself. Ninjas are cool, but they have no plunder and they do not get to use cannons or be all "Dead men tell no tales,". In fact, they have to be very quite and diligent, that to me is boring despite their intense fighting style.

  • Guest
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Pirate-Ninjas are the best. End of story. Ninjas are super sneaky and clever. A pirate like Jack Sparrow... He could kill you by cutting a random rope that pops out of nowhere. Jack Sparrow needs to get a katana and some shurikens.

Pirates all the way! Who else can you get away with drinking rum all day every day? Yo ho yo ho it's a pirates life for me!

  • god
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Ninjas run rampant around stores, pirates surf the seven internets.

hmm

Pirates are more fun, and help combat global warming.

  • New Moon
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Pirates! They explore, fight, steal, and drink lots! Most certainly my kind of men! :)

  • Guest
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pirates coz they are the best and they can kick any ones butt go pirates

 

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