cartman

NEW ANSWER IN: If I shot a fire extinguisher, would it explode, or spray out the bullet hole?

cartman: Nah ,they just spew.Makes a GREAT BIG mess though!

NEW ANSWER IN: What should you do if a neighbor parks his car in front of your house for an extended period of time?

cartman: Go to an auto parts store.Buy a locking gas cap for the car.Hopefully the cars owner will wait until he is just about out of gas before he stops to fill up.SURPRISE!Guess what ASSHOLE no gas for you! Hope you run out on the way home.Super Glue in the locks is fun too.Top it off with a bottle of deer...

NEW ANSWER IN: On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate your intelligence?

cartman: 3.14159, make mine apple.

NEW ANSWER IN: Why is Questional the only website that will work?

cartman: All the other websites suck.

NEW ANSWER IN: Why are peoples eyes red in some pictures?

cartman: Because they are possessed by demons. DEMONS I SAY !

NEW ANSWER IN: What steps can we take to help prevent another Hurricane Katrina from occurring?

cartman: If you mean in New Orleans you could simply not build the city below sea level.If you mean preventing hurricanes and other natural disasters there isn't anything man can do to stop nature.You may as well try to stop the sun from rising.

NEW ANSWER IN: Why does skin prune after its been in water for a long time?

cartman: Your skin will usually look wrinkly after being in water a long time. It has to due with the absorption of water through the cellular membrane. With the increase of water in the capillary bed, the sodium/potassium ratio is disrupted. Therefore, your body draws the water in to your core, thus making ...

NEW ANSWER IN: Why is metal bad for microwaves?

cartman: Unicorns come out.

NEW ANSWER IN: Why is metal bad for microwaves?

cartman: Try nuking an old CD. It's really cool and won't hurt the oven.

NEW ANSWER IN: Why does the sky turn red in some sunsets?

cartman: All the above. Throw in some dust and or pollution and you got it.

NEW ANSWER IN: What are some good practical jokes?

cartman: The old soggy bottom! Soak the cushion of an office chair with water. The foam will absorb the water and hold it like a sponge. Depending on the fabric it can be virtually invisible. That is until someone sits down. Not only do they get a soggy bottom, but they have to go around looking like they pi...

NEW ANSWER IN: What do you think technology will be like in 20 years?

cartman: The movie "Minority Report" with Tom Cruse depicts a lot of technology that is being developed today.

NEW ANSWER IN: What are some good practical jokes?

cartman: Go to a fireworks stand. Look for booby traps. They come in a tiny box. Each box contains about 10 tiny firecrackers with strings instead of fuses. Pulling the two strings apart quickly "pops" the firecracker. They can be tied to doors, desk drawers, chairs anything that moves. These thing...

NEW ANSWER IN: What are some good practical jokes?

cartman: Best question ever!

NEW ANSWER IN: What are some good practical jokes?

cartman: Lift the lid and seat of a toilet. Cover the top of the toilet with saran wrap. Pull the wrap nice and tight. Make sure it is nice and smooth with no wrinkles.Then lower the seat and lid. The next person to use the bathroom will not see the saran wrap until its to late.

Another good one is to aim t...

NEW ANSWER IN: Why does HP de-brand their products?

cartman: This is a fairly common practice with large manufacturers. The non branded items are normally lower quality and are sold to competitors. This way the manufacturer can sell the best product under the parent companies name while also reaping the profits from selling large numbers of cheaper items. The...

NEW ANSWER IN: I'm looking to buy a laptop, any advice?

cartman: My Toshiba has been good. Dell is having problems with their hard drives.

NEW ANSWER IN: Why do bridges freeze before roads?

cartman: Fermat is correct. Cold air can circulate under the road surface. The temperature of the bridge will drop along with the air temp. Any moisture will quickly freeze and stay frozen as long as the air temp is below freezing. Normal road surfaces have the ground to insulate them underneath so any heat ...

NEW ANSWER IN: What is wrong with my car?

cartman: A simple fuel additive would cure water in the gas tank.Lucas makes a good fuel treatment it's not to expensive and may clean the offending crap out of the system.When the engine stalls do you hear a click under the dash? If so it may be the computer. This happened to a Mitsubishi that I had. Yo...

NEW ANSWER IN: Is glass a liquid?

cartman: Glasses are amorphous solids. There is a fundamental structural divide between amorphous solids (including glasses) and crystalline solids. Structurally, glasses are similar to liquids, but that doesn't mean they are liquid. It is possible that the "glass is a liquid" urban leg...

NEW ANSWER IN: What is NASA up to these days?

cartman: Check out the L.R.O.(lunar recon orbiter) Were going back!

NEW ANSWER IN: Will plugging two external speakers to the back of an lcd tv work without a transmitter?

cartman: Correct,if the speakers have a power cord then they have an amp built in.The audio out jacks would work in this case.

NEW ANSWER IN: What is the difference between digital and regular cable? Are they the same thing?

cartman: Cable company's provide signals in both analog and digital formats at the same time.The signal enters your home on the same line. Hooking this cable directly to a tv with a digital tuner will allow you to receive a limited number of digital channels.These digital channels may also be high defini...

NEW ANSWER IN: Will plugging two external speakers to the back of an lcd tv work without a transmitter?

cartman: Absolutely not.The audio output jacks on the back of your LCD are preamp level.This means that they are very low level.This level of signal is appropriate for feeding into an amp.The amp would then "boost" the signal up to speaker level.That said there are flat panel sets out there that ha...

NEW ANSWER IN: How do clear 3D glasses work?

cartman: I have seen glasses that were cross polarized. The lenses looked grey,not much different than sunglasses.I don't know they are being used by the studios these days.

NEW ANSWER IN: How can I fix this keyboard?

cartman: Like I said,I haven't tried it personally.Sounds like Peep knows whats up.I just thought it was funny that this guy put his keyboard in the dishwasher.Of course he could probably just buy a new one if it didn't. Oh,I just saw your comment about the screen.Yeah,don't put it in the washer....

NEW ANSWER IN: Why didn't the shark evolve throughout Earth's existence?

cartman: The process of evolution is based on survival.Sharks have not changed because they are perfect.You may see larger sharks becoming extinct but smaller sharks will be here long after we are a distant memory.If it isn't broken don't fix it.

NEW ANSWER IN: When are all the cable channels going digital?

cartman: Cable companies are not subject to the "digital" switch.Your basic cable channels 2-79 will stay analog for quite a while.Digital cable channels (anything above ch 100) are digital but not necessarily HD.Based on the amount of time it has taken to switch broadcast channels to d...

NEW ANSWER IN: What company makes the best quality plasma flat screen TVs?

cartman: Plasma is all but dead. LCD and LED are the way to go.Plasma has some problems that LCD does not.Buy a 1080p 240Hz. LCD,hook up a blu ray,and hang on to your ass.Sony Samsung Sharp are your best bet.Oh and just one more thing Vizio is absolute crap.They are cheap Chinese pieces of junk.I hate to see...

NEW ANSWER IN: Will high definition technology one day surpass human sight?

cartman: The answer is yes.Sound systems have been capable of exceeding human hearing for years.The question will be how will the manufactures try to sell us on a picture only your pet eagle will be able to appreciate.

NEW ANSWER IN: Does turning a light off for a short time [and then turn it back on] waste more energy than keeping it on?

cartman: This is only true with large florescent fixtures.However you will shorten your bulb life by turning them on and off.The filament will eventually break from the repeated "surge" when the bulb turns on.

NEW ANSWER IN: Why do streetlights go out frequently when I walk under them?

cartman: Street lights are controlled by photo electric sensors.The sensor looks like the top of a spray paint can and is located on top of the street light.When it gets dark enough the the sensor will switch on the power.However these sensors fail from time to time switching the light on and off regardless ...

NEW ANSWER IN: What are some other uses of Microwave emitters?

cartman: The military is developing microwave emitter weapons.They are intended to be non lethal crowd control devices.The effect is exactly what you would expect.One second you are protesting the presence of a U.S. embassy.The next you are BURNING!!!!!!!!!!!!

NEW ANSWER IN: Which has better picture quality, LED or LCD TVs?

cartman: So far LCD is better in my opinion. LED is new to the market and is priced to reflect this.You will pay about twice as much for an LED set.You will get a Very good picture but for less money you can get a superior tv in LCD.That being said the LED tv's are very thin at about 3/4 of an inch thick...

NEW ANSWER IN: How can I fix this keyboard?

cartman: This may sound crazy and I have never tried this but a buddy of mine claimed that he ran his keyboard through the dishwasher.You would have to let it dry out before using it but he claimed it worked great.

NEW ANSWER IN: If you could invent absolutely anything, what would you invent?

cartman: Cold fusion.