cartman

NEW COMMENT IN: How much longer will the human race survive?

cartman: Yeah, great time to be cutting missile defense.

NEW COMMENT IN: How much longer will the human race survive?

cartman: New Orleans.

NEW COMMENT IN: On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate your intelligence?

cartman: Dad put a car on the moon. I got a leg up, genetically speaking.

NEW COMMENT IN: On the human body, what part has the fastest growing hair?

cartman: But how does a hair know how long it is? Why does it reach a certain length and stop growing? Just think if the hair on your arms grew like the hair on your head. We would all be like Wookies. Damn dirty hairy Wookies!

NEW COMMENT IN: What steps can we take to help prevent another Hurricane Katrina from occurring?

cartman: Finally, someone who knows what he's talking about. Man can not control nature. We can not control or change the temperature of this planet. But let a politician like Al Gore tell you we are all going to die and everyone buys it.

NEW COMMENT IN: What steps can we take to help prevent another Hurricane Katrina from occurring?

cartman: Dead on

NEW COMMENT IN: I just found out I'm a robot! I need advice on how to move forward!

cartman: Translation, KILL THE HUMANS!

NEW COMMENT IN: What are some good practical jokes?

cartman: People hate me at work.

NEW COMMENT IN: If you could invent absolutely anything, what would you invent?

cartman: They would say,"You know, vomit ain't half bad."

NEW COMMENT IN: What company makes the best quality plasma flat screen TVs?

cartman: Your right,if money is no object it's a no brainer.Too bad we don't have an Elite dealer here anymore.I miss installing them. :(

NEW COMMENT IN: What company makes the best quality plasma flat screen TVs?

cartman: I didn't mean to leave Pioneer Elite out.They were the absolute best a few years ago.Unfortunately when Tweeter went tits up I lost my Elite dealer status.I can't honestly comment on their quality at this time.However, when I did have them they were AWESOME!