Member Since: Jun 29 2009
Last Active: 6 hours ago
As a morbidly obese midget, I find life to be quite the challenge. I am seldom able to exit my bed, but if any of the trailer park kids come near my 12x24, I scream out the window at them. Disgusting, foul mouths these kids all have, but I try to match them word for word. Sometimes I throw bottles of urine at them.
My wife is only grossly obese, so she does all the shopping and stuff.
Watching my wife clean up my messes is always entertaining. You'd think that after 20 years of marriage she wouldn't gag and vomit so much when cleaning me.
